is no dummy.
I got my hair cut today, and before they could get to snippin, I got tossed into this sex.
I ended up giving the mama forty bucks.
Her “hannies” and “fingies” gently rubbing my scalp and tinglin my neck was better than hittin the strip club and gettin 12 lap dances.
And if you have a mama, it’s not deviant. You’re just gettin your haircut.
I’ve decided after today to get my hair cut a couple times a month.