HI!! It’s Billy. Just wanted to drop you a line. Things in Hollywood are swell and I’m so happy I moved out here!
I don’t know if it was the CONTINUOUS RAPING of me when I was a kid, or the many nights in a row you left me locked in the closet with my kitten that made me feel different and utterly broken, but I’m TOTALLY workin out my issues through unspeakable acts of self-mutilation and degradation to myself and I really AM feelin better about things.
I guess I just needed my own space to feel free to express the pure darkness you left in me.
Oh well, anyways, I know you’ll never answer, but just wanted you to know, that I really did turn out EXACTLY the way you molded me to be.