July 22, 2009

Attn: "Middle Seat"

Nothing fuckin sucks worse than you. NOTHING.

I booked a last second flight and had no choice but to get to know you again. And I want you to know that you haven’t fuckin changed ONE BIT.

You are still the same annoying, frustrating, claustrophobic, uber controlling entity that YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN WERE.

You have marketed yourself over the years as giving more space. But it’s a fuckin lie.

People never change.

Thank you for inviting the mom and the 18 month old child with the fuckin whooping cough to sit next to us.

I fuckin hate you.

I hope I never see you again. Don’t apologize. Just leave me alone.


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