July 8, 2009

Marketing 101

You tell me which one makes you wanna eat one of these burgers more.

No contest. This dipshit from the Hills, Audrina Page, hears “ACTION” and she slams the burger into her face, evidently. So much so, that the burger actually seems to maybe be eating her face off.


The alternative…. Padma

It’s not even fair.

Older mamas have such a silkier, softer, sexier tone to most of what they do. This youngin moron seems to be as gawky as it can get.

I will give the little kook a bit of a break. Padma is the hottest woman on planet Earth, so the comparison truly is not fair.

Older Mamas, like in most stuff…. you prevail.

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