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June 22, 2009

Thank you Mama…

I will never forget walkin into class with the BIG BOX of crayons. You know, the SIXTY FOUR choice box, with the dope, shitty, useless sharpener? The “Holy Grail” of coloring options.

I distinctly remember feelin bad for the kids who came in armed with the 16 or 8 crayon box, and thinkin, “fuck these dudes have it off bad!!!”

I am NOT kidding when I say that. I truly felt remorse, and I shared my burnt sienna option lovingly.

Parents, save yourself raising a despondant serial killer. Spend the extra 11 bucks.

Or whatever it costs.

It’s real… Crayon-envy.

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