Let’s call it a fuckin tie.
You both are maybe the very worst in all the bad human traits available to mankind.
I cannot BELIEVE the values your daughters are gonna be receiving in regards to how they should validate themselves.
How about we put you both in a room, and arm each of you with a small hatchet, and you fight to the death.
The best part?
We can put it on Pay Per View.
Both of them, after reading this….. “hhhmmm, how many households will I be in”?
Both of you.. just go and fuckin die.