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June 13, 2009

The Ubers

Hi!! We are David and Victoria Beckham. We are fuckin gorgeous. Not in any kind of bad or obnoxious way at all. We just are.
We have three kids that couldn’t be any fuckin more adorable or cuter if we drew them up on fuckin photoshop.
We are as levelheaded as two people can get with the constant and massive throngs of people constantly following us, and tryin to leech off of us.
We understand that we asked for this and are grateful and have done our best to be somewhat tolerant of the constant insanity.
We are dope parents, and our kids come first.

We so don’t mean to be….

We’re PERFECT.

We’re the Ubers.

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