Albert the monkey was the first being to be shot into space. Ole Al sadly suffocated to death in the cone of the rocket, but he had himself one wild fuckin ride.
On a sidenote, were we kidding with this rickety fuckin “spacesuit” we put this courageous primate in?! Personally, I think it’s a bummer this was the last photo Al ever took. He’s lookin real similar to that walking Planters peanuts dude.
Al maybe shoulda checked an air valve or two. Except of course there were none.
Shame on us. He looks like we wrapped a baseball glove around him and stapled it to him.