June 8, 2009

It's official!!!!!!

Padma, you are the single most beautiful woman on the entire planet Earth.

It’s so funny, because YET AGAIN, you came from exactly the leftest of fields.
I’ve never been all that attracted to Indian women, almost turned off. And here you are, here to claim your rightful place, as the most gorgeous human I’ve ever seen.

I’ve been watchin top chef back to back to back to, well you get the point.

If it’s ok with you, I’d like to kiss your awesome boo-boo for about 9 hours. I’d talk to it, love it, and explain to it that it is beyond sexy to me that you aren’t on any level ashamed of it.

Your boo-boo is hot because you own it as part of you. It’s the single biggest turn on ever.

You have officially unseated Steph as the hottest.

I’m sorry Steph. It just like I said, came from out of nowhere.

Add to this your relationship with the atypically sexy Salmon Rushdie, and you P, are the perfect storm of, well, PERFECT.

I’m so in lovelust with you it hurts my stomach.

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