Meet Sarah. I have not. And I don’t ever want to.
I was mindin my own business, cruisin facebook, and WHAM!
She fits the criteria in the Shane Powers “UBER” category.
I spent about 37 minutes on her page scouring all the info I could. At a certain point I felt kinda creepy I had been on her page that long. I couldn’t get my mind off that “dancer arch” she has. She seems like she could slink me right out of my mind.
This woman is stupifying.
A Shane Powers soul crusher…… period.
God is good. Thank you for makin her.