June 8, 2009

Facebook Trauma

What in the FUCK is goin on here???!!!!


Meet Sarah. I have not. And I don’t ever want to.

I was mindin my own business, cruisin facebook, and WHAM!

She fits the criteria in the Shane Powers “UBER” category.

I spent about 37 minutes on her page scouring all the info I could. At a certain point I felt kinda creepy I had been on her page that long. I couldn’t get my mind off that “dancer arch” she has. She seems like she could slink me right out of my mind.

This woman is stupifying.

A Shane Powers soul crusher…… period.

God is good. Thank you for makin her.


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