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June 5, 2009

I'm just gonna say it…

Now I obviously don’t think fat girls give better head because they are hungry.

BUT….

I can say, through my experiences, that “bigger” girls can suck my toes into a curled up crampston.

Maybe it’s because Papas don’t expect the typical “ubers” to do it because they are just happy to be with an uber and they aren’t gonna press that issue.

I also know that giving head is a pretty intimate deal for mamas. I used to hear this one when I was younger. “I’d rather fuck a guy, than give him head. I save that for someone I’m really in love with”.

I’m sure a mama can tune me into THAT INSANE logic in the comments.

And the more I think about this, the more it gets confusing, but bigger mamas do suck better cock. FACT.

There are the magical few that are UBERS, and are oral monsters. You should marry one of these immediately.

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