You’ll find me “whiggin” out often at my local club, buyin bottles and makin a complete fuckin ass out of myself. The local clubowner will snicker behind my back and take my money.
Usually these kinda guys love that I’m an athlete and sorta see past any stupidity I may show because I’m an athlete and people love atheletes and are in awe of them.
But not me. I’m such a fuckin Twatwaffle that there is no way for anyone to turn a blind eye to my worstness.