May 8, 2009


HEALTHY potato chips.
They are potato chips for christ sakes. If you want healthy, which is cool, grab one of them peeler tools and skin some fuckin CARROT CHIPS. That’s healthy.
But leave potato chips alone Mr. “lemme market to healthy people’s desire to be bad and have a healthy chip, even though their mouths are watering as they pass the Ruffles sour cream and onion chips” guy.
I want fat, and grease, and MSG and salt, and shit on my fingers that I clean off with my two fucked up buck teeth when I’m havin chips man!!
Please do NOT pass me those fuckin salted cardboard chips.
I’m all for people that want to eat healthy.
Just stay outta the chip game asshole marketing jerks.

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