I had a single mother who needed help from the television to raise me and my sister.
So when Melissa Gilbert, obviously through friend coercian decides to follow me on Twitter, it’s a rather HUGE FUCKIN DEAL!
Maybe singularly responsible for creating any type of moral compass in me, Half-Pint was everything that felt right in my tummy.
She’s right up there with Muhammed Ali, and Michael fuckin Jordan.
To this day, I have visions of that little cunt, Nelly, being trampled by a fleet of wagons outside the General Store.
God is…… What a fuckin day!