-I look like this
-My JOB is to pitch in major league baseball
-I play the guitar well
-I’m worth over 125 million dollars
-I have a real charity “Strikeouts for Troops” that raises money for injured American soldiers
Hey Barry, fuck off.
I’m guessin this guy answers the door on a first date with a puppy and a bow.
If any of you Mamas aren’t interested, I’m more than willing to saturate your house with the smell of nicotine and stain your rug with a spilled espresso.
Some guys do get it all.