April 28, 2009

This aint fair…..

In the “most eligible perfect dude on Earth” category, I give you Barry Zito.

Let’s review…..

-I look like this
-My JOB is to pitch in major league baseball
-I play the guitar well
-I’m worth over 125 million dollars
-I have a real charity “Strikeouts for Troops” that raises money for injured American soldiers

Hey Barry, fuck off.

Jeeezuz Christ.

I’m guessin this guy answers the door on a first date with a puppy and a bow.

If any of you Mamas aren’t interested, I’m more than willing to saturate your house with the smell of nicotine and stain your rug with a spilled espresso.

Some guys do get it all.

Fuck me.

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