Classic porn star Marilyn Chambers died yesterday.
In a stunning tribute I went retro this morning and fuckin HANDLED MYSELF to her epic film “Behind the Green Door”.
Man, Old-schoolers in porn were so much better.
They really loved their job more.
The only roadblock for me and retro porn is the fuckin thicket these mamas have growin.
Not a fan of bush thicket.
Fuzz, sure. Landin strip, great.
Vietnam coastal forest. Not so much.