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April 3, 2009

Attn: George Clooney


There’s a billion reasons to just think this guy is the dopest mother fucker of all time. But here’s another….
Goin on the last season of E.R. and dutifully “payin back” the people that intially blew you up, and REMEMBERING WHERE YOU COME FROM is the EXACT shit that makes men fuckin great.

Clooney, the next time I’m yachting down Lake Cuomo I’m gonna give you a very deserved fuckin shout out as I roll by your castle. It will probly go somethin like this…

“YO, G.C. YOU ARE THE FUCKIN NUTS MY MAN!!!!!!!!”

So if you hear that from your sunchair while seven 22 yr old Florencian uber models are jockeyin to suck your cock, just know it’s me.

Love, Shane

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