-college football fan
-and an UBER
She read my blog and asked to be my friend, and I am now in my closet with my laptop afraid of the world….
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
And of course I was given permission by her to post her.
Niki, hear me. I’m IN LOVE with you. Not the phony kinda IN LOVE. LIKE THE REAL IN LOVE.
I don’t even have to meet you to know.
Here’s the plan as I see it….
-You take a few more years moodlin
-we then move back to the midwest
-we have 11 babies
-we watch football every saturday
-I do whatever you tell me to do, for like, EVER.