March 27, 2009

Blogging RULES!

Meet Niki. Niki will soon be my hostage.
It’s honestly too fuckin much. For real.

-college football fan

-shoots guns

-and an UBER

She read my blog and asked to be my friend, and I am now in my closet with my laptop afraid of the world….


And of course I was given permission by her to post her.

Niki, hear me. I’m IN LOVE with you. Not the phony kinda IN LOVE. LIKE THE REAL IN LOVE.

I don’t even have to meet you to know.

Here’s the plan as I see it….

-You take a few more years moodlin

-we then move back to the midwest

-we have 11 babies

-we watch football every saturday

-I do whatever you tell me to do, for like, EVER.

Love, Shane

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