Every 18 to 48 yr old girl-woman im America is either sliding their panties over to get a self-quickie, or closin their eyes while their man fucks them to pretend this dude is doin the deed, and I gotta hear him rant in some magazine about how truly ugly he thinks he is???!!!
The new “it guy” thing HAS to be a really difficult thing to try and manage in your head, and I mean that sincerely.
but this is NOT the route to take my man.
Just DON’T BRING YOUR PHYSICALITY UP AT ALL. Let us all just suffer, or jerk off to you.
Fuck I wish I could manage this dudes brand.
Chill dude… Breathe.