March 19, 2009

It's only fair….

I might have the worst teeth in California.
Almost a brownish yellow at this point, because I smoke three packs a day and have lotsa coffee, it’s somethin that bums me out, so I make fun of them.

A couple of them fangs up front grew like that, and I’m not entirely sure why. I ate a lot of meat as a kid, so maybe they just evolved into flesh tearing fangs. Whyever it happened, it fuckin aint purty.

If you looked ONLY at my teeth you may think I was an extra in Braveheart.

Just sayin…..

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