March 18, 2009


I’m serious here. THIS doesn’t happen overnight.

You’re kid just doesn’t come out of his room one morning lookin like this, grab his sack lunch, and slither out the door to school.


FUCK. I’m all for individuality, and my son havin a unique style that he figures out for himself. But if he starts lookin like a traveller from the planet Zar-Took, I may wanna put down the lifetime supply of vodka and Xanix and reach out for a quick chat.

Jeesus Christ.

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