February 25, 2009

The "Cobbler"

No one takes this guy more seriously than, well, HIMSELF.

You can act your fuckin ass off bra, but you not showin up to respect and honor tradition and handin out an Oscar this year was whack.

I know you are VERY TIRED from your life, but zippin in and zippin out wouldn’t have been THAT big a deal.

I know you are way into you, and if I had your talent maybe I would be that into me. But fuck man…

Now head outside into your shoe shoppe and whip me up a pair of clogs made outta Birch tree willya?

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