December 6, 2008

Attention "Volounteers"

When I’m racing into the store and I don’t have a bunch of time and you glom over and spit out this MANIPULATIVE and fuckin passive agressive line, “yo man, do you have a minute for WORLD PEACE”? the answer is “go fuck your mom”.
Do I have three minutes to pull your fingernails off with a razorblade? YES!!!
Most of you slackers are gettin a couple bucks a piece for each signature and care NOTHING of the cause.
I had one of you one week as me if I had a minute to defeat the evil Republicans (true quote), and then the next week hit me up for a pro-life petition.
Of course I have a minute for world peace. We all do. Just don’t fuckin manipulate me by throwin that shit around. It makes me wanna follow you home and slash your tires.
For real.

Leave a Reply