So the next time you’re out and about, and you have just grabbed a beer, and a pack of hyper ambitous 6ft models walk by you like you aren’t worthy of the air they breathe, just harken your mind back to this treat, and realize that this giraffe was suicidal and laughed at by all her friends behind her back for months if not forever.
That is without a doubt EXACTLY why these newscasters howled.
I laughed specifically at the late heroics of her trying to pull it together like a 3yr old on ice skates for the first time.
I’m sure MOST of the time it’s a lotta fun bein this moodle type.
BUT NOT TODAY JOHNNY!!!!!