It’s 2008. They got somethin you can do for this by now right? Some kind of pill or ointment or suave or fuckin somethin???!!
Otherwise I’d be in my garage with an industrial hedgeclipper as many times a week as I needed to be. And from the looks of this dudes Angora sweater, he should probly put a cot out there.
I would not guard this man in a pickup basketball game. I’m sorry. Aint happenin.