You are NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even if you squint really really hard in a mirror. You are a clown.
You are not as interesting, cool, original, or as good looking as Johnny Depp. I would imagine Johnny Depp has to be somewhat annoyed at you for trying to fuckin BE JOHNNY DEPP.
Please man, get off Johnny Depp’s nutsack.
As nutsacks go, it’s a quality nutsack to be hangin off of. But fuck dude. CMON.
for another example of a johnny depp “nutsack leech” go HERE.
Now go get your rubber nose and your unicycle from valet and pedal the fuck outta here.