November 19, 2008

88 M.P.H.

Ms. Lohan, tired of the Stoparazzi, has evidently hired Doc Brown to build a safe and reliable Weapon of Mass Hysteria to cut down those Papp leptons. (a lepton is a z-particle, the smallest known form of physical matter.)
My weapon of choice would be a chainsaw and someone following me with a 200 pound bag of rock salt to heighten the pain of the wound.
Oh well……

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